Thought for the day!

Have a smile on me................

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become really good friends.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so you can tell him when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt .

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zip. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf .

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN!